- Do you really think women are so shallow that all it takes to make us attracted to a guy is the whiff of chocolate? Did your momma not clue you in to what's important to a woman?
- Does this come with a free sample of "Have Some Character" body wash?
- Did "Does Not Fear Commitment" or "Respects You as A Woman" not work as a scent?
- Is this mistakenly giving the guy permission to continue to act like a neaderthal as long as he has a bottle of this handy?
- According to your website, this spray supposedly makes women between 18 (I hope) and 28 go crazy over you. Does it make women older than that laugh?
- What happens when the girl you're interested in decides that she's happier to just get her own bottle rather than hang out with you?
- When the scent fades, are we allowed to dope slap you for thinking so little of us?
- Can you make a scent for women that smells like "Call Me When You Can Behave Like a Real Man?"
- Am I being too snarky?
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Sinking a Little Bit Lower
I was watching a show last night when I saw a commercial for Axe Dark Temptation Body spray. It's a new body spray for men that smells like... chocolate. According to the ad, it's supposed to make women absolutely wild about you. According to the website (which I visited in the spirit of good journalism), all us gals need is the right scent to be turned into sex crazed maniacs. I just have a few questions for the makers of this spray:
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lol, I have to laugh though because one day I walked into the church office after cooking bacon and eggs for the kids. As I passed by the associate pastor, he said, "Wow, you smell great." I walked into my husbands office and he greeted me with a big sniff and, "You smell GOOOD". Since that day I have said we need to just bottle the scent of bacon to make men everywhere notice us. ;-)
So I guess I can't be too offended by the chocolate scent idea! Only the fact that apparently I am too old to be attracted by it. SNIFF. :-P
LOL And to think, that after your opening statment, I was thinking, "Dang,I have got to buy some of that for Steve!" ROFLOL
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